Your Weekly Feed of Fresh Feline Tweets That Capture the Purrfect Comedy of Cats (September 7, 2026)

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    We did not know this icon was a super senior!

    Pépito✔ @PepitoTheCat Happy birthday Pépito 19 7:14 PM - Sep 4, 2026 - 2M Views 1.5K 12K 105K ☐ 1.7K
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    A lifetime together is still not long enough

    NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext For 20 years, Steve Ginther took a photo of his cat Dublin every year, from a tiny kitten in 2006 to age 20 in 2026. Reaching 20 is exceptionally rare for a cat, making the series a touching record of an entire lifetime together. 2006 2026 6:23 PM - Sep 4, 2026 - 368.8K Views
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    We love it when Uni's owners talk about her like she's some kind of scientific marvel

    I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3 Sometimes Uni expands. Why? ALT 4:38 PM · Sep 5, 2026 317.9K Views
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    It's done with love, and we have accepted it

    @doyenmxn Remember cats have great night vision so if they step on your face in the middle of the night it's on purpose 3:52 PM ⚫ Sep 5, 2026 505.6K Views 65 16.9K 64K 791
    via @doyenmxn
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    If "your" pet is outside and in bad condition, is it really your pet?

    daniel @dandalorian I'm starting to think some of you people who get a pet via the "cat distribution system" are actually taking other people's cats as your pet 7:25 AM - Sep 4, 2026 2.8M Views 500 1.5K 27K ☐ 729
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    Absolutely. Better to "steal" a cat than to let a cat suffer

    andy @thapinkpisces no supervision + no collar + no chip = free cat :) daniel@dandalorian. Sep 4 I'm starting to think some of you people who get a pet via the "cat distribution system" are actually taking other people's cats as your pet • • 8:42 PM ⚫ Sep 4, 2026 2.2M Views Q7 172K 35K ☐ 534
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    This is simply a risk you have to be willing to take

    jasmine C✩✩ @softlxnar My perhaps unpopular opinion is that if you're willing to risk your outdoor cat being run over or eaten by a coyote then you also accept the risk that it'll be picked up by someone who will take better care of it by keeping it indoors daniel@dandalorian - Sep 4 I'm starting to think some of you people who get a pet via the "cat distribution system" are actually taking other people's cats as your pet • 5:14 PM ⚫ Sep 4, 2026 310.6K Views 110 1.8K 18K 237
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    If you don't blink for long enough, maybe you'll catch the vase moving

    Poyo @poyotimebaybee checking in on my friend's geriatric cat while she's out of town and my god it's like caring for an antique vase that sits in one spot on the floor but will very quietly move to a random part of the room without notice 8:09 PM Sep 4, 2026 117.4K Views 11 17493 17K 328
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    We want all cats to like us

    kiesha @kiesha9i I don't care what anyone thinks of me. Except cats. I want cats to like me. 3:57 PM Sep 4, 2026 150.1K Views 24 13.4K 13K
    via @kiesha9i
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    Oh, that is one happy looking cat

    Andrew McCarthy ❤ @AJamesMcCarthy That feeling when you find the perfect box 5:47 AM ⚫ Sep 4, 2026 78.3K Views
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    Icon. We want ten.

    agnes ✰ @rotswamp cat with no tail who lives near me :) 11:19 PM - Sep 3, 2026 - 302.6K Views
    via @rotswamp
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    So there is an actual scientific explanation for this

    Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks Cats have antibacterial saliva, which breaks down odour-causing bacteria, and they typically make frequent use of it through their regular grooming habits. Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl Sep 3 Why does my cat smell like the best smelling laundry soap? 7:00 PM - Sep 3, 2026 · 712K Views 132 1.7K 29K 1.1K
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    There are bad vets just like there are bad doctors

    Apple Chomping Unc @CigSmokingMill Took a family cat to the vet because he sprained his leg, he's getting old. The new vet wants to amputate the leg and wants $12,000 to do it. We went to a new vet because our old vet is retiring and sold his practice. He works part time as the new practitioner takes over, so we go back to family vet we've trusted for 30 years for a second opinion before he fully retires. He says the cat is fine and just needs some medicine, the sprain is totally minor. 90 day c
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    He is innocent, and we will stand by that

    The Figen @TheFigen_ Culprit found! 2:17 AM · Sep 3, 2026 1.5M Views
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    You will literally never know

    shelby @acrossthemaps One of the most interesting parts of having a cat is when they change their routine but they can't tell you why so you're left wondering. For months, my cat slept on the cat tower every afternoon but two days ago he just started sleeping on my bed instead. Why? I'll never know • 8:24 PM · Sep 2, 2026 449.9K Views 106 1.1K 32K ☐ 778
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    An upgrade if you ask us

    Michael Bradshaw @jmb0015 Someone on Reddit patched their couch after their cat tore up the corner. I really love it. • . 6:01 PM · Sep 2, 2026 1.2M Views
    via @jmb0015
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    They will risk one of their nine lives to get their favorite human food

    horse dentist @equine_dentist still obsessed with this genre of cats 4:02 PM · Sep 2, 2026 579.2K Views
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    It's just their accent, and you will not make fun of it

    raven vizsla @theqaardulor omg i love when cats mispronounce the only word they know like yes baby eow eow eaaw • 1:25 PM Sep 2, 2026 94.7K Views 1.3K 15K ☐ 248
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    Finally, reunited

    Akivaq || NOT-SO-ACTIVE @Acrohnid i lost my cat during the kalimantan wildfires. today, i found her • 5:04 AM · Sep 2, 2026 111.1K Views
    via @Acrohnid
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    More cat to hug?

    Zirathis | AU @zirathis why is this cat so big??? help.... im so scared ין 12:24 AM · Sep 2, 2026 · 510K Views
    via @zirathis
  • 21

    Some cats legitimately have a gender preference

    non-threatening wooloo @rabidwooloo getting her yearly checkup. licked the female vet assistant's face when she picked her up but curled up into a ball and growled when the male vet did the same. 8:53 PM - Sep 1, 2026 -129.1K Views 36 1776 21K ☐ 451
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    Even if they think we're weirdos, we will keep doing it

    summerve @bunnycyclops do you think cats ever come to understand that kisses mean love or do they think we're their whole lives weird as f 6:14 PM ⚫ Sep 1, 2026 1.4M Views 294 4.1K 109K 2.1K
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    He just didn't want his yummy food messed with

    Fish @jermaberger My cat refused to eat the wet food when his medicine was mixed in so then I tried to just give him the pill and he happily chewed and swallowed the capsule. What is wrong with this kid 4:49 PM • Sep 1, 2026 330.5K Views 59 12.3K 49K ☐ 872
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    Adopting a cat together is fun, until you divorce and the cat has to choose one of you

    Riviera, PhD @Socialist_frogz he doesn't know its our last night here, how do you explain divorce to a cat • 6:59 AM Sep 1, 2026 92.5K Views 22 100 14K 198
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    We think that they have a quest for you

    KJADE STONE @shelivedinpeace my apt complex cats watched me move everything out of my apt and right when i walk out the door to leave they're sitting like this . 6:36 AM ⚫ Sep 1, 2026 1.2M Views
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    We would have been watching Lula the whole time

    Mallory O'Meara @malloryomeara Today I did an interview for my show in which the guest logged on and said, "Oh my god, your cat" and Lula was doing this behind me Mallory PIN 1:23 AM ⚫ Sep 1, 2026 116.1K Views Quick DEEP ROOT UNTRUE DOT ALL THE HEARTS YOU E WADE THE KINGDOMS frisco.
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    The comfiest and coziest cat in the world

    cat memes @hardcatmemes My cat has emerged from my weighted blanket and doesn't know when or where she is. 6:34 PM • Aug 31, 2026 522.3K Views
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    We are shocked and appalled every time we see someone abandon their cat

    Sam UAUS @SamFisher10k One of my neighbors moved and left their cat behind ③ He came over to my car when I got home and was meowing sadly So of course I gave him a big tuna dinner and fresh water. Why are people like this?! You don't abandon animals like this. They're not disposable! Breaks my heart. 7:08 AM - Aug 31, 2026-306.8K Views
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    She looks like she approves this collection

    mars/agnes @rbtfail mom sent me pictures of my cat hanging out with my ramen collection at home E HOL 6:53 AM - Aug 31, 2026 155.4K Views uldak 5 Bulad Spicy Ra Bull's Te Buldt Tacy Cheerios
    via @rbtfail
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    She is the queen of that place, and she knows it

    Enny @schwesea Went to a cat cafe today and was in awe of this queen who REFUSED to interact with any of us. 10/10 no notes. 4:27 AM • Aug 31, 2026 624.5K Views
    via @schwesea
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    We think this is a compliment?

    good gay noah *°, @palacesofmymind my cat just climbed into my shirt so she could lick my armpit i've never felt more violated 3:14 AM • Aug 31, 2026 96.7K Views 35 17391 11K 336
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    You are their adopted family

    latke @latkedelrey i can't believe i have two cats and they're brothers. they have never been apart. they were in the womb together. and i'm just some lady • 8:10 PM - Aug 30, 2026 143.4K Views > 35 17482 20K ☐ 266

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